Standoff with Bigfoot Deep in the Remote Woods

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This week’s dialogue is Standoff with Bigfoot Deep in the Remote Woods. ]

This piece is a part of my weekly challenge to write one dialogue a week for all of 2018. This one is fairly experimental with no breaks between the words of the bigfoot character. Don’t know if I’ll seek a publisher for this crazy little piece, but it’ll be in the book once I find a publisher after the year’s end.

 

Happy monster hunting, bookworms.

Standoff with Bigfoot Deep in the Remote Woods by Randal Eldon Greene

Read featured dialogues and links to available dialogues on Randal’s Medium series

Colonizer

Colonizer

A drunk professor decides to verbally colonize her male graduate student in this new creative conversation from Randal Eldon Greene’s Dialogues.

This story is a part of my 2018 challenge: Write one story-in-dialogue a week all this year. Hopefully it gets published separately in some magazine, zine, or wherever so you can see it soon.

Read featured dialogues and links to available dialogues on Randal’s Medium series*

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“Only in this way can we claim any totalizing mode of representation, balancing the transgressive and the privileged, allowing motherland and fatherland to occupy the same bodily space.”
Image source: Pixabay, free for commercial use, no attribution required

88 “Spice Up Your Date” Shimmer Palette

888 "Spice Up Your Date" Shimmer Palette

its a fucking rainbow on your face!

First GOOD NEWS, you can now read all Medium.com series without an app. This last Saturday when I posted about To Get to the Other Side this was not the case. Today, when I listed 88 “Spice Up Your Date” Shimmer Palette, it took me to an option to read the series in a web browser.

Note: some web browsers will ask that you “read on a larger screen” when it comes to series. This is an EASY FIX. Simply zoom out a bit, or you can go full screen. Either option works. F11 on most PC keyboards is a great shortcut for going full screen and back. Hitting the control (Ctrl) key while using the scroll wheel on your mouse is the easiest method for zooming in and out (assuming you have a mouse and it has a scroll wheel).You can always read the series on your phone by using the Medium app.

So, if you haven’t keep updated about dialogue series via Medium because of the previous mobile app requirement, please please please check it out.


Q: Why the hell did I write a story called 88 “Spice Up Your Date” Shimmer Palette?
A: Because I was inspired by the blogging-form of literature known as “the product review.” This story is a commentary on that and also delves into the deeper meaning of happiness in life.

Read featured dialogues and links to available dialogues on Randal’s Medium series

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If you still can’t get the app or Medium.com series to load up, I did make this story available as a regular article on Medium. Feel free to visit, read, and clap. Thanks.

Image source: Pixabay - ivanovgood. 

To Get to the Other Side

To Get to the Other Side

To Get to the Other Side is a story about radical movements, martyrdom, and infighting. This is a part of my 2018 challenge: write one story totally in dialogue every week of 2018. Keep posted for more news and notifications when individual pieces get published.

Read featured dialogues and links to available dialogues on Randal’s Medium series.*

*Note: some web browsers will ask that you “read on a larger screen” when it comes to series. This is an EASY FIX. Simply zoom out a bit, or you can go full screen. Either option works. F11 on most PC keyboards is a great shortcut for going full screen and back. Hitting the control (Ctrl) key while using the scroll wheel on your mouse is the easiest method for zooming in and out (assuming you have a mouse and it has a scroll wheel).You can also read the series on your phone by using the Medium app.

Everything in Its Right Place

Everything in Its Right Place

Everything in Its Right Place is the latest addition listed to the tentatively titled, Dialogues: a Collection of Creative Conversations.

Everything in Its Right Place is a conversation about putting things away. Or maybe it’s a comic short story about feigning interest while truly trying to really get what it is the other person is so worked up about.

Read featured dialogues and links to available dialogues on Randal’s Medium series.*

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*Note: some web browsers will ask that you “read on a larger screen” when it comes to series. This is an EASY FIX. Simply zoom out a bit, or you can go full screen. Either option works. F11 on most PC keyboards is a great shortcut for going full screen and back. Hitting the control (Ctrl) key while using the scroll wheel on your mouse is the easiest method for zooming in and out (assuming you have a mouse and it has a scroll wheel).You can also read the series on your phone by using the Medium app.

All photos and remixes from Pixabay, free for commercial use & no attribution required.

The Defining Attribute of a Girl

The Defining Attribute of a Girl

Hi, bookworms. The second dialogue I’ve written for my 2018 challenge is “The Defining Attribute of a Girl.” It’s about two characters discussing a digital photograph of a very beautiful woman.

Subscribe to abreast of this project or click below to follow news about the series on Medium.

Read featured dialogues and links to available dialogues on Randal’s Medium series.*
woman and photographer silhouette

*Note: some web browsers will ask that you “read on a larger screen” when it comes to series. This is an EASY FIX. Simply zoom out a bit, or you can go full screen. Either option works. F11 on most PC keyboards is a great shortcut for going full screen and back. Hitting the control (Ctrl) key while using the scroll wheel on your mouse is the easiest method for zooming in and out (assuming you have a mouse and it has a scroll wheel). You can always read the series on your phone by using the Medium app.

Image Source: Public Domain Pictures - CC0 Public Domain. 

Expire

Expire - Dialogue - Short Story

The first story for my 2018 challenge has been listed. Expire explores the difficulty of conversation, conveying meaning, and comprehension. It’s a fitting first piece, as the general theme of Expire will be explored if not explicitly then implicitly through the very form of dialogues themselves. Thanks for following me on this journey as I write this dialogue series. Whether you follow the blog or follow on Medium*, I appreciate all the support, claps, and likes.

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*To navigate through the series, just click or swipe right to progress forward, left to progress backwards. If you have the app or you’re subscribed to the series, it saves your progress so you don’t have to read it all at once.
Note: some web browsers will ask that you “read on a larger screen” when it comes to series. This is an EASY FIX. Simply zoom out a bit, or you can go full screen. Either option works. F11 on most PC keyboards is a great shortcut for going full screen and back. Hitting the control (Ctrl) key while using the scroll wheel on your mouse is the easiest method for zooming in and out (assuming you have a mouse and it has a scroll wheel).You can also read the series on your phone by using the Medium app.

Expect a post about one new dialogue every week of 2018.

 

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Image Source: Pixabay - free for commercial use, no attribution required. 

2018 Dialogue Series Challenge

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Hey, bookworms! Thanks for being here. Today is a pretty important day, as I’m announcing the start of my 2018 writing challenge—write one story a week using only dialogue. The working title is Dialogues: a Collection of Creative Conversations. Please subscribe here to stay notified whenever the next one is listed as written! Or follow Medium where I’ll be updating my progress via a series.

What is a dialogue? That’s a great question. It’s what Plato and Cicero wrote. . .except that’s not what I’m writing. You could call these dialogue-style short stories. They’re different, fun, and most of them are short. The first dialogue is scheduled to be written and ready by next week. The intro to my series was posted today. I go into more depth about dialogues on Medium.

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Outside of my weekly dialogues, I’m still writing that darned novel. I’ve also got some short stories flapping around inside my cranium, so I suppose I’ll need to keep penning those out, if only for a bit of of silence. Let me know what your 2018 writing goals are in the comments below.

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Image source: Pixabay – free for commercial use, no attribution required.

Holiday Book Haul

Holiday Book Haul

I only asked for one book this year, and I ended up with seven. So bookworms, here’s my 2017 Holiday Book Haul:
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This 1947 treasury came from my mother-in-law. It has many authors I’ve heard of and a few that I haven’t. Broken into 19th century Europe and America and “Our Time” Europe and America, I feel like some of these authors aren’t known to me not due solely to my ignorance (though some undoubtedly are) but because we simply don’t read them anymore. I like the fact that this book is compiled by a woman, as most of my anthology collections with a single compiler have a male selecting the stories. I’m hoping I’ll find some unique stories in this little book.

The Odyssey by Homer translated by Emily Wilson
I read Robert Fagles translation of the Odyssey a little over a year ago. While I own the Samuel Butler translation and do want to read Robert Fitzgerald’s translation, I’m curious what I’ll find in the first ever female translation of Odysseus’s journey home.
Here’s the first line(s) from Emily Wilson’s translation: Tell me about a complicated man. Muse, tell me how he wandered and was lost when he had wrecked the holy town of Troy.
Compare that to the Butler translation: Tell me, O Muse, of that ingenious hero who traveled far and wide after he sacked the famous town of Troy.
And the Fagles translation: Sing to me of the man, Muse, the man of twists and turns driven time and again off course, once he had plundered the hallowed heights of Troy.
In truth, while I’m only working with first lines, I’m in love with the imagery of the Fagles translation. Wilson’s is the second best, and maybe more “correct” or accurate. But the more truthful hero is not the ingenious one, nor the complicated one (though Odysseus is both ingenious and unarguably complicated), but he is the man of twists and turns. I’ll enjoy the Wilson translation, I’m sure, but hopefully she doesn’t sacrifice too much of the poetic for the sake of accuracy in translation.

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Destiny and Desire by Carlos Fuentes was the sole book on my wishlist this year. I heard about it on Michael Silverblatt’s Bookworm radio show. Fun fact: it’s narrated by a decapitated head floating in the ocean. My besite, Mike, bought this baby for me.

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My bestie also bought me Le Morte D’arthur by Sir Thomas Malory with original spellings! Seriously, probably my favorite surprise book this Christmas. I can’t wait to jump into it sometime this year.
Here’s a sample from “How Uther Pendragon Gate Kyng Arthur”: Whan hit was delyverde to thes kynges, Ban and Bors, they gaff the godis as frely to theire knyghtes as hit was gevyn to them. Than Merlion toke hys leve of Kynge Arthure and the two kyngis, for to go se hys mayster Bloyse that dwelled in Northhumbirlonde. And so he departed and com to hys mayster, that was passynge glad of hys commynge. And there he tolde how Arthure and two kynges had spedde at the grete batayle, and how hyt was endyd, and tolde the namys of every kynge and knyght of worship that was there. And so Bloyse wrote the batayle worde by worde as Merlion tolde hym, how hit began and by whom, and in lyke wyse how hit was ended and who had the worst.
And you thought you had the worst spelling day ever? It just goes to show that spelling standards do change, so it’s okay if you make a typo or misspell a word or two now and again. In a few hundred years everything you’ve written will look an awful lot like a misspelling or a typo to readers anyway.

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LitMag, a new literary magazine. This is their inaugural issue. My lovely wife gave me this book. The picture is a wee bit blurry, so here’s just a few of the famous  authors they’re publishing: William H. Gass, Harold Bloom, John Ashberry, and Kelly Cherry. I didn’t check, but I believe they rejected a short story of mine that I submitted at some point in 2016. The wife didn’t know, but that’s okay; it’s not like a rejection would keep me from buying or subscribing myself! I’m taking this magazine to read in my downtime at work.

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Old issues of the Iowa Review hold some of my favorite writings. Even long before I lived in Iowa, this was a review I turned too for good prose. And now that I’ve lived in Iowa for a couple of years, it’s about time I picked up this review again. This issue was also a present from my wife.

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This last one is also from Libby. No, we don’t have any kids yet, but we hope we will, and the wife wants to make sure I know my colors for when the baby comes. This year I’ll be spending many hours studying how blue is the color of sky and blueberries, how green is the color of peas and frogs, and so on and so forth. I’m just glad she got me a book and not a doll with a changeable diaper, which is just one of many baby-related skills I’ve yet to try my hand at, let alone master.

Let me know what was in your holiday book haul in the comments below. Have a happy new year.

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Merry Christmas

poorly wrapped Christmas gift

Merry Christmas friends. I hope you had many gifts wrapped with love, if not skill. The picture above is the only gift I attempted to wrap myself this year. It’s a little something for my wife, and it’s a great conversation piece! When Libby saw it she laughed, kissed me, and said, “I love you.”

Have yourself some seasonal cheer, and if you missed it, check out this Christmas story I wrote for a little holiday entertainment. See you all next year!

 

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